Christianity started as a cool club where some outsider thought it was an incestuous sex cult (the communal meals were thought to be orgies and “brother”/”sister” language was thought to be incestuous) that practiced cannibalism (eucharist) and witchcraft (miracles, healings, and rejecting mainstream pagan religions). They really were political rebels and social justice warriors though. Anyway, somewhere along the way they became a lot more like your conservative uncle Sam.
Let’s look at the brief history. Look, I know history class sucked, and my therapist says I need to stop dwelling on the past, but Christianity is like two thousand years and a lot of stuff has happened since then.
Christianity began as a small Jewish sect that centered around the teachings of Jesus. His followers claimed he was the Messiah prophesied in Jewish scriptures and that he was the Son of God and that he did miracles and a bunch of other stuff — go look it up, it’s a pretty big deal now. Anyway, the Jews–I’m saying that as a technical historical term–and Romans weren’t happy about these Jesus freaks.
The Roman empire worshipped and was tolerant of multiple gods, but they blended religion with politics and wanted conquered people to participate in the imperial cult as a sign of loyalty which sometimes worshipped emperors as divine figures. What cool people: Ladies, ask your boyfriend how often they think about the Roman empire… then break up with him for it not being enough (up your standards, ladies). Christians, along with other Jews during that time, who refused to participate and show loyalty to Rome were sometimes persecuted by Rome. The Romans didn’t care which god or gods you worshipped–especially since there were so many different ones from conquering different people–as long as you showed loyalty to Rome by participating in their rituals and worshipping their authority figures. I know Rome is starting to sound like modern day America, and maybe we’re in for a similar fall of civilization soon–which, on the plus side, means you don’t have to go to work tomorrow.
On the Jewish side, although Christianity arose as a Jewish sect that was a part of the Jewish community, the Jewish leaders of the time rejected the Christian claim that Jesus was the Messiah. Jesus didn’t fulfill the traditional Messianic expectations like restoring Israel’s political independence or establishing God’s eternal kingdom on Earth. Jesus and other early Christians preached new interpretations of Jewish scripture (now, the Old Testament), and this led to more tensions with the Jewish religious system. The Jewish leaders believed these Christ followers were misinterpreting Jewish scripture, rebelling from Jewish order, and stealing Jewish followers with this misinformation. This led Jewish communities to distance themselves from this new sect that followed Christ. It’s like what Christians today do to Mormons or Jehovah’s witnesses.
But both traditional Jews and Christ followers were still just trying to survive under Roman rule and both were being persecuted by Romans for not following the Roman imperial cult. The Jewish diaspora and its relationship to early Christianity was complex and varied by regions, but some Jewish communities would report Christians to Roman officials, like Omar in The Wire working with the cops. But despite the common idea that Jewish people persecuted Christians, the Jewish community wasn’t in a position of absolute power to have a systematic organized persecution of Christians. It was more like throwing shade and jumping them if they came on their turf.
Anyway, after Jesus was crucified, it was cool to be Christian at this time. Super edgy, super underground. This all changed with a guy named Constantine the Great (I love titles, but they’d probably call me Daniel the Mediocre or Daniel the Anxious and Forgettable). Constantine was an emperor of the Roman Empire and was feuding with another emperor Maxentius, and they fought it out in 312AD in the Battle of the Milvian Bridge. The night before the battle, Constantine saw the first two letters of Christ in Greek and was told the words “in this sign, you will conquer”. Maxentius was reading The Secret and putting positive vibes out into the world that he’ll win. Anyway, Constantine won this battle and attributed his victory to Christianity and became the undisputed ruler of the Western Roman empire.
Before Constantine’s reign, Christianity was still being persecuted in the Roman empire, especially during the reigns of Nero, Decius, and Diocletian. The Great Persecution (303-311 AD) under Diocletian was particularly severe, targeting Christian leaders, confiscating religious texts, and forcing Christians to sacrifice to Roman gods. Christianity then was like critical race theory now: people don’t really understand it, people who do understand it think “what’s the big deal”, and politicians want it to go away. But the Christian population was growing, and Constantine came into power and wanted to aligned himself with this population. So Constantine, along with co-emperor Licinius (who ruled the eastern portion), issued the Edict of Milan, which legalized Christianity and allowed religious freedom in the Roman Empire.
Christianity in the Roman empire grew significantly, but it was divided by theological disputes, especially concerning the nature of Jesus Christ’s divinity. Was Jesus God? Was he just a human? [what if god was one of us] The primary controversy involved Arianism (not Aryanism!), a doctrine promoted by Arius, a priest from Alexandria. He argued that Jesus Christ was created by God the Father and therefore not co-eternal or equal in divinity. This belief clashed with the traditional Christian view that Jesus was fully divine and eternally one with God. The dispute threatened church unity, so Constantine (a recent convert and played by Keanu Reeves) intervened.
So he put together a committee, or council–I don’t know what the difference is. Anyway, this PTA meeting, or the “Council of Nicaea” declared Arius heretical and affirmed that Jesus Christ is “of the same substance” (homoousios) as God the Father. The council also produced the Nicene Creed, a formal statement of Christian belief that outlined the divine nature of Jesus Christ and His relationship with God the Father. They also established a uniform date for the celebration of Easter, separating it from the Jewish Passover. And some other administrative stuff for church governance and dispute resolution. But the big deal here was the Nicene Creed, which became the basis for Christian orthodoxy and remains a central statement of faith in many Christian denominations. And this council was a big deal because it involved the Roman emperor in church matters: the council solidified the alliance between the church and the Roman state, a relationship that shaped medieval European history in really weird ways (and this shaped the rest of history). Church and state: super toxic couple.
The fall of the Roman empire (476 AD) is usually how historians mark the beginning of the Middle Ages in Europe. Europe was super disorganized but the Catholic Church, with all its administrative framework centered in Rome, became the daddy figure telling everyone to clean their rooms [Jordan Peterson]. The Bishop of Rome, or the Pope, gradually gained influence as both a spiritual and political leader. During this time, the church was viewed as the ultimate source of spiritual authority, representing God’s will on Earth. By receiving coronation and blessings from the Pope or bishops, political rulers could claim their authority was God-given. What strange medieval rhetoric right?
This idea of getting the church’s blessing became institutionalized as the “Divine Right of Kings,” which said that monarchs ruled by divine approval and were accountable only to God. Very authoritarian, very dom. The social structure was also based on the church’s endorsement of the feudal system; surprise, they also said this was divinely ordained. Lords, vassals, and serfs were expected to accept their positions as part of God’s plan. Started form the bottom, and you need to stay there because that’s God’s plan. It was a miserable time, unless you were rich man. [Again, like the good old USA. Woooo, history repeats itself…] And the church reinforced patriarchal structures, placing men at the top of the social and familial hierarchy.
The church had a lot of social power, but it lacked military power, so they relied on political rulers for protection against invasions, particularly from Vikings, Muslims, and Magyars. In return for religious legitimacy, rulers gifted vast amounts of land to the church and made the church one of the largest landholders in Europe. The church got even richer by legally mandating tithes (a 10% tax on income) from the population. The kings also allowed church officials to serve as judges and advisors, merging secular and canon law. The church got super powerful: at around 800AD, Pope Leo III crowned Charlemagne which meant that popes legitimized emperors and that papal authority was superior to secular power. Not technically a theocracy, but pretty damn close.
Kings and emperors frequently led Crusades (1096-1291) sanctioned by the Pope, which were a series of religiously sanctioned military campaigns aimed at reclaiming the Holy Land from Muslim rule. It was framed as a holy mission, but they massacred Jews, Muslims, and even some Christians. Entire populations were slaughtered and the people doing the slaughtering were promised spiritual rewards. This religious extremism wasn’t only rampant, it was the dominant social power. Heretics were tortured and executed; there were a number of “inquisitions”, where the church established formal inquisitorial tribunals to investigate, try, and punish individuals suspected of heresy. Witch hunts, suppression of science, (they persecuted Galileo for heliocentrism), abuse of power in the church, anti-Semitism anti-Semitism, abuse, and financial corruption in the church.
Everything changed when… [the fire nation attacked] Martin Luther published the 95 Theses in 1517, criticizing Church practices, which legend says he nailed to the door of a church like some passive aggressive roommate. The Protestant Reformation emerged as a reaction to perceived corruption and doctrinal abuses within the Catholic Church, including: indulgences (sale of forgiveness for sins), clerical corruption (priests and bishops were criticized for immorality and greed), and lack of scriptural access (the Bible was in Latin). He advocated justification by faith alone (sola fide) and scripture alone (sola scriptura). Luther denounced the corruption and greed within the Church hierarchy and questioned the Pope’s authority to forgive sins. Luther’s ideas spread rapidly due to the printing press, making his writings widely accessible across Europe. He pissed off a lot of people who benefited from religion, like those megachurch pastors today, but he made Christianity cool again. While in hiding at Wartburg Castle, Luther translated the New Testament into German, making Scripture accessible to ordinary people.
Another big play in the Protestant Reformation [against those filthy Catholics] was John Calvin (1509–1564). He developed Calvinism, which is sort of weird now. It emphasized predestination (the belief that God determines salvation) and strict moral discipline. Calvin created a Presbyterian system of church governance involving elders (presbyters) and pastors, emphasizing collective leadership rather than a single powerful bishop or pope. Calvin refined and systematized Protestant theology, making it intellectually rigorous and institutionally sustainable. But he contributed to the weird stuff in churches today. He established a religiously governed state in Geneva which influenced later Puritan movements. Geneva’s Consistory enforced moral discipline by punishing fun stuff, like swearing, gambling, and drunkenness. His emphasis on hard work, discipline, and stewardship influenced the development of capitalist economies, especially in Protestant-majority countries. Ever heard of the Protestant work ethic? You have this guy to thank.
The Reformation weakened the Church’s political power, leading to the eventual separation of religious and secular authority. We then move to the Enlightenment, an intellectual movement that emerged in the 17th and 18th centuries, emphasizing reason, science, individual liberty, and secular governance. Many philosophers argued that government should be free from religious influence, and they supported crazy ideas of human rights, equality, and personal liberties. Intellectuals questioned monarchies, feudal hierarchies, and religious orthodoxy. They valued reason, empirical evidence, and scientific inquiry over religious dogma, and it further undermined the traditional approaches of the church.
Coffee had an interesting role here. Before coffee’s arrival in Europe, beer and wine were common drinks, even during the day because clean drinking water wasn’t readily available. Caffeine, a stimulant, promoted long discussions and enabled more intense intellectual work compared to the drowsy effects of alcohol. Coffeehouses were often called “penny universities” because entry cost only a penny, yet patrons could engage in scholarly conversations on philosophy, politics, science, and art. Major European cities like London, Paris, and Vienna became hotspots for intellectual debates due to the rise of coffeehouses. These days, if a stranger approaches me at a café, I’d sooner throw my scalding hot coffee at them than engage them in a debate.
Churches across Europe, especially the Catholic Church, condemned Enlightenment principles as dangerous to religious orthodoxy and social stability. They didn’t want to give up the idea that the pope was right about everything and the church is where you get your education and morality. That’s crazy. One pope was like, “Stay celibate and no mistresses. Except if you’re me. God said it’s fine if I do. I would know, I’m the pope.” [sound like Jim Gaffigan]
Some thinkers defended the church. Edmund Burke, for example, said the church were stabilizing forces and defended feudal ideas of inheritance, property rights, and tradition. He wasn’t big on change. Which makes sense since he’s regarded as the father of modern conservativism and went on to influence Churchill, Raegan, and Thatcher.
Into the 19th century (the 1800s; I always get that confused), Enlightenment ideas and scientific discoveries, such as Darwin’s theory of evolution, weakened the Church’s influence on public life. The Church sought control over education to counter growing secular influences in schools, especially in Protestant communities where Sunday schools educated the working class in both religion and literacy.
As timed went on, more people moved from rural communities to industrial cities and this disrupted traditional family life. Churches wanted to stop changing the traditional family structure because they thought it was the foundation of a good society. The church wanted to keep the nuclear family of the man as the breadwinners and women as moral guardians of the home. No divorce, contraception, or *cough* alternative family structures. Remember, in the medieval period, the Church’s endorsement of a divinely ordained social order and patriarchal family structures instilled the notion that moral authority came from above—both from God and His earthly representatives. For centuries, these beliefs filtered down into the cultural fabric of many Western societies, and blended with emerging national and cultural identities.
In the 20th century, Christian conservatism grew in response to cultural changes like secularism, feminism, and civil rights movements. Issues like abortion, school prayer, and LGBTQ+ rights became central conservative causes in the 60s. In the 70s, the Religious Right emerged as a politically active coalition of evangelical Protestants, conservative Catholics, and fundamentalist Christians. Their goal was to restore traditional Christian values through political means, especially by influencing U.S. policy through the Republican Party. After Engel v. Vitale (1962), which banned school-led prayer, Christian conservatives campaigned to restore religious activities in public schools. Groups like Focus on the Family and Family Research Council led campaigns to preserve traditional marriage and restrict LGBTQ+ representation in public life. Roe v. Wade (1973), the Supreme Court’s ruling legalizing abortion, had conservative Christians frame abortion as a moral and religious issue, campaigning for its reversal and supporting pro-life candidates. By the 1980 election, Ronald Reagan successfully united economic conservatives with Christian conservatives and secured overwhelming evangelical support. Reagan’s presidency marked the peak of the Religious Right’s influence. For now…
We’re now into the 21st century, but we see a history of the relationship between church and state. How authorities in politics and the church have used Christianity to seize power and resources from the people using a subtle tactic: moral influence. The idea that church morality is God’s word and God’s power, not just the words of some power hungry religious and political demagogue. The church morality instituted social structures, like the nuclear family, that made sure that church morality will be enforced and they’ll stay in power. When the social structures weakened, church morality turned to regain power through politics and conservative ideologies.
These days, internal divisions, changing cultural values, and declining church attendance has weakened church morality and its power. Younger generations tend to be more socially liberal, and as countries become more interconnected, global activism on issues like human rights, gender equality, and climate change. Church morality is still pervasive among conservative Christians, but it’s lost its grip on the rest of the culture.
Modern Christianity in the US has gone back to the middle ages. Mega churches going back to prosperity gospels, politicians coopting conservative church morality for power, and church goers that don’t know the first thing about being like Jesus.